- FINALLY, A UNIVERSAL STANDARD: Bring the internet’s favorite meme to life! No need to raid your fruit bowl to show the size of objects in your photos anymore. This physical, ready-to-use "Banana for Scale" is the ultimate tool for Redditors, influencers, and online sellers.
- HILARIOUS GIFT BOX PACKAGING: The experience starts before you even open the box. The premium packaging features side-splitting copy, including certifications from the "Primate Metrics Bureau," a "Golden Peel Grand Prix" award for tapered proportion, and an inspection sticker from "Albert II."
- SUPERIOR "SEEDLESS" ENGINEERING: Inside the box is a 7-inch long x 1-inch diameter foam banana. It offers "superior seedless texture" and, unlike the grocery store version, will never rot on your desk. It is the premier faux berry on the market.
- INCLUDES ACTUAL RULER: While it is the "Gold Standard in Approximate Measurement," we’ve included a touch of precision. The side of the banana features a printed ruler (measuring approximately 3 inches / 8 centimeters) for those rare moments when "about one banana long" isn't specific enough.
- THE PERFECT GAG GIFT: The ideal solution for the person who has everything... and needs to know exactly how big it is. This is a guaranteed hit for White Elephant exchanges, Secret Santa parties, Valentines, Birthdays, office pranks, engineers, photographers, and meme-lovers.